A speech for Chico

[Chico]

Ahh that reminds me - did anyone see Bremner, Bird and Fortune last night? The George Galloway impression was brilliant.

[Dundeegeorge]

Yeah you never ever did explain that one chico

Dundeegeorge - George Galloway. I just don't get it.
Is this some kind of religious in-joke or something?

[Chico]

Chico, you do not believe it is possible for humans to contact the dead, and that any so-called contact will be with Satan in disguise?

Exactly - Satan's modus operandi is this - by any means necessary. Deceive millions by any which way. The occult,withcraft, mediums etc etc all lead to doom and hellfire.

[Dundeegeorge]

Whoops, almost

Exactly - Satan's modus operandi is this - by any means necessary. Deceive millions by any which way. The occult,withcraft, mediums etc etc all lead to doom and hellfire.

The church's modus operandi is this - by any means necessary. Deceive millions by any which way. The mass, baptism, priests etc etc all lead to stupidity and irrationality.

[The Late, Great JC]

The church's modus operandi is this - by any means necessary. Deceive millions by any which way. The mass, baptism, priests etc etc all lead to stupidity and irrationality.

...and a means with which to manipulate the masses...

Oooops, did I say that or just think it?

[Chico]

....manipulate the masses into doing what exactly?

[The Late, Great JC]

....manipulate the masses into doing what exactly?

To maintain the status-quo. Supporting the Church. Ensuring a steady supply of fresh-faced choirboys to be buggered by lecherous old priests.

Next question.

[Chico]

....and then what?

[Dundeegeorge]

Whoa there, fella

have you fallen out with your dad or something?
The irony, JC has forsaken his father.

[Jehovah]

To maintain the status-quo. Supporting the Church. Ensuring a steady supply of fresh-faced choirboys to be buggered by lecherous old priests.

Son, are you causing trouble again? I thought you had learnt your lesson after the last incident