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OK who's Sockpuppet are you?Originally posted by Drewster View PostAbout as valuable as...... well as 10 Woolies shares I'd guessThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I am not a Sockpuppet. I am a free man!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostOK who's Sockpuppet are you?Comment
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Oh oh! The bot is self aware.Originally posted by Drewster View PostI am not a Sockpuppet. I am a free man!
AI has finally fulfilled its promise.Hard Brexit now!
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Self aware..... CertainlyOriginally posted by sasguru View PostOh oh! The bot is self aware.
AI has finally fulfilled its promise.
Artificial - No
Intelligent - Well.... possiblyComment
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How to prove you are not a Sockpuppet
Any ideas.....
I KNOW I am not a sockpuppet.... but how to prove it?
I don't (often) have gigs in Central London - so can't normally get to "Drinkies" and probably wouldn't bother unless the Pub was next to ClientCo and I had to wait for a train......
Off home now anyway..... so I will check for "witty" (sic) responses in the morning.......Comment
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I am my ownOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostI am his master's sockpuppet from Kew.
Pray tell me sir, whose sockpuppet are you?
PS I thought it was whose but it looked wrongThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Bad grammer/spelling/(il)literacy is not proof of anything..........Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI am my own
PS I thought it was whose but it looked wrongComment
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but itselfOriginally posted by Drewster View PostBad grammer/spelling/(il)literacy is not proof of anything..........The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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