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    #11
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Is that because Sasguru wit is in such short supply by way of comparison?
    Yes. Next.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
      About as valuable as...... well as 10 Woolies shares I'd guess
      OK who's Sockpuppet are you?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        OK who's Sockpuppet are you?
        I am not a Sockpuppet. I am a free man!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          I am not a Sockpuppet. I am a free man!
          Oh oh! The bot is self aware.
          AI has finally fulfilled its promise.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Oh oh! The bot is self aware.
            AI has finally fulfilled its promise.
            Self aware..... Certainly
            Artificial - No
            Intelligent - Well.... possibly

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              OK who's Sockpuppet are you?
              I am his master's sockpuppet from Kew.
              Pray tell me sir, whose sockpuppet are you?
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #17
                How to prove you are not a Sockpuppet

                Any ideas.....

                I KNOW I am not a sockpuppet.... but how to prove it?

                I don't (often) have gigs in Central London - so can't normally get to "Drinkies" and probably wouldn't bother unless the Pub was next to ClientCo and I had to wait for a train......

                Off home now anyway..... so I will check for "witty" (sic) responses in the morning.......

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  I am his master's sockpuppet from Kew.
                  Pray tell me sir, whose sockpuppet are you?
                  I am my own

                  PS I thought it was whose but it looked wrong
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    I am my own

                    PS I thought it was whose but it looked wrong
                    Bad grammer/spelling/(il)literacy is not proof of anything..........

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Bad grammer/spelling/(il)literacy is not proof of anything..........
                      but itself
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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