Power cut in Nottingham

[PAH]

Anyway, the dodgy looking geezer I bought it from said I need 4" diameter beeswax candles "you know guv, like the ones they use in cathedrals" .

I feel for those bees. I bet they were in tears passing those candles. Explains why they keep bumping into things, they're still all wonky, can't fly straight.

[cojak]

You don't look old enough for the menopause. You could make a fortune selling whatever anti-ageing cream you use, it seems to actually work.

Maybe it's all those lollies!

You say the nicest things PAH!

[cojak]

PS.

Although I ain't that old - it came a bit early....