Spin Star

[Bagpuss]

Carp daytime quiz with the thickest contestants in the history of daytime quiz shows.



Question: Which Central American country was once known as British Honduras

Answer: New York

Contestant is studying Meedya Studies and wants to work in TV or film


FFS

[gingerjedi]

Different show but this reminds me of an outtake from family fortunes:

Q:Name a dangerous race?

A:The Arabs.

[Pinto]

Different show but this reminds me of an outtake from family fortunes:

Q:Name a dangerous race?

A:The Arabs.

Also:

Q:Name a type of bean.

A:Lesbian.

[Bagpuss]

It gets better

Who designed the outfit for Madonna's the Blonde amibiton tour?

Amswer: Yee sant laran

[Mich the Tester]

Also:

Q:Name a type of bean.

A:Lesbian.

A Nigerian chap who joined a UK football team was asked by his team mates how he had managed to grow such an enormous penis.

He replied ‘very easy man, every day I put it in some beans!’

His team mates asked him ‘what beans, baked beans?’

‘No man, no baked beans’

They then asked ‘coffee beans?’

‘No man, no coffee beans’

‘So what kind of beans do you put it in?’

He replied ‘Yooman Beans!’