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Perhaps they're what inspired KoL's "Sex on Fire"?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Maybe, they do sound like a fire hazard. I shall vote on one of the other options just in case.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostPerhaps they're what inspired KoL's "Sex on Fire"?Comment
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I wouldn't bother Sally. Seriously Gordon is going to print money and any savings will be worthless. Spend all you earn and even better borrow to the hilt. Soon huge debts and huge savings will both be worth diddly squat.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Postyes of course!

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Particularly if they're stuffed with notes tooOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostMaybe, they do sound like a fire hazard. I shall vote on one of the other options just in case."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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They are pants, which are electric. Designed to control sexual desire!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat are electric sex pants?
(i.e. shock your balls if you get any, erm, movement "down there")
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Isn't that a good thing?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSoon huge debts and huge savings will both be worth diddly squat.Comment
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Electric sex pants??????????"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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If you have huge debts, then yes, it's great. That house you couldn't afford, that Porsche you got on tick are all yours now.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIsn't that a good thing?
If you are say a pensioner who lives of a lump sum, or you were saving to buy a house or get married, sorry, you savings are gone.
So not really.Comment
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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