time to deport...

[MrMark]

Nick Griffin
Cheryl Cole
Either Ant or Dec leaving the other to die of a broken heart
Ben Fogle
David Cameron

Excellent choices. Although I'd try and fir Sarah Beenie in there somewhere.

[MrMark]

and I'm not going to fix the spelling either!

[BrilloPad]

Excellent choices. Although I'd try and fir Sarah Beenie in there somewhere.

She has lovely bazookas.....

[BrilloPad]

and I'm not going to fix the spelling either!

Just admit she has nice headlights.....

[MrMark]

Just admit she has nice headlights.....

Oh yes, can't fault the foundation work!

[Doggy Styles]

We all admire boobs where you could lose a pearl necklace, so sarah stays.

I would deport the Beckhams but they have already deported themselves, so I pick:

Gordon Brown
Peter Mandelson
Alistair Campbell
George Osborne
Anatole Kaletsky

The last one might be a bit obscure, but he's been an economics columnist for my favourite newspaper for many years, and he is always wrong. It's thickos like him that, over past years, have made debt mountains, Brown's off-book accounting and government waste sound acceptable. F*** him.

There, I feel better now.

[DiscoStu]

Are the rules of this game hidden under the rules of Mornington Crescent, or are they somewhere more accessible?

tim

Transverse shunt to Dollis Hill.

[Doggy Styles]

Transverse shunt to Dollis Hill.

I used to get off at Dollis Hill for college. You've just brought all those memories back. Tea, toast and marmalade at the cafe opposite the college, Foul magazine, and the stripper pub at lunchtime.