Reply to: time to deport...

[Doggy Styles]

Transverse shunt to Dollis Hill.

I used to get off at Dollis Hill for college. You've just brought all those memories back. Tea, toast and marmalade at the cafe opposite the college, Foul magazine, and the stripper pub at lunchtime.

[DiscoStu]

Are the rules of this game hidden under the rules of Mornington Crescent, or are they somewhere more accessible?

tim

Transverse shunt to Dollis Hill.

[Doggy Styles]

We all admire boobs where you could lose a pearl necklace, so sarah stays.

I would deport the Beckhams but they have already deported themselves, so I pick:

Gordon Brown
Peter Mandelson
Alistair Campbell
George Osborne
Anatole Kaletsky

The last one might be a bit obscure, but he's been an economics columnist for my favourite newspaper for many years, and he is always wrong. It's thickos like him that, over past years, have made debt mountains, Brown's off-book accounting and government waste sound acceptable. F*** him.

There, I feel better now.

[MrMark]

Just admit she has nice headlights.....

Oh yes, can't fault the foundation work!

[BrilloPad]

and I'm not going to fix the spelling either!

Just admit she has nice headlights.....

[BrilloPad]

Excellent choices. Although I'd try and fir Sarah Beenie in there somewhere.

She has lovely bazookas.....

[MrMark]

and I'm not going to fix the spelling either!

[MrMark]

Nick Griffin
Cheryl Cole
Either Ant or Dec leaving the other to die of a broken heart
Ben Fogle
David Cameron

Excellent choices. Although I'd try and fir Sarah Beenie in there somewhere.

[tim123]

Are the rules of this game hidden under the rules of Mornington Crescent, or are they somewhere more accessible?

tim

[Joe1978]

no i wouldnt be concerned.....i mean i WOULD break her but i wouldnt be concerned about it.....she wouldnt know what hit her, i have been eating lots of celery.....

[PM-Junkie]

you cant polish a turd

it was actually a no holds barred 6 way humpfest, they may not be able to sing but they could suck the chrome off a 1980s BMX

Wouldn't you be concerned about breaking Stick-insect Spice?

[DS23]

rust shirley?

[Joe1978]

you cant polish a turd

it was actually a no holds barred 6 way humpfest, they may not be able to sing but they could suck the chrome off a 1980s BMX

[PM-Junkie]

Singing lessons?

[BrilloPad]

I have the perfect leaving present for them

Singing lessons?