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Excellent choices. Although I'd try and fir Sarah Beenie in there somewhere.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
and I'm not going to fix the spelling either!
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostExcellent choices. Although I'd try and fir Sarah Beenie in there somewhere.

She has lovely bazookas.....Comment
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Just admit she has nice headlights.....Originally posted by MrMark View Postand I'm not going to fix the spelling either!
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Oh yes, can't fault the foundation work!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostJust admit she has nice headlights.....
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We all admire boobs where you could lose a pearl necklace, so sarah stays.
I would deport the Beckhams but they have already deported themselves, so I pick:
Gordon Brown
Peter Mandelson
Alistair Campbell
George Osborne
Anatole Kaletsky
The last one might be a bit obscure, but he's been an economics columnist for my favourite newspaper for many years, and he is always wrong. It's thickos like him that, over past years, have made debt mountains, Brown's off-book accounting and government waste sound acceptable. F*** him.
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Transverse shunt to Dollis Hill.Originally posted by tim123 View PostAre the rules of this game hidden under the rules of Mornington Crescent, or are they somewhere more accessible?
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I used to get off at Dollis Hill for college. You've just brought all those memories back. Tea, toast and marmalade at the cafe opposite the college, Foul magazine, and the stripper pub at lunchtime.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostTransverse shunt to Dollis Hill.Comment
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