So who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots.
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So why didn't you continue? Was it that you didn't bond well with the group or was the competition too stiff. My bet is that you felt a bit of a tit and made too many cockups in practice.Originally posted by Platypus View PostSo who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots. -
I'm a Green Belt.Originally posted by Platypus View PostSo who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots.
I can kill a man with one blow of my six sigma manual.
Or bore them to death by reading it.Comment
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I used to do the Karma Sutra too, but I had a dodgy madras there and would steer clear. Ashoka is much better.Originally posted by Platypus View PostSo who on here finds the time to do Marital Arts? I used to do Karma Sutra when I was younger for like a decade-and-a-half and stopped one away from black belt and leather boots.Comment
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The most successful marital artists are probably the grapplers. They approach you from behind where they can get you in a wedlock and take you up the aisle. You won't even see them coming.Last edited by TimberWolf; 15 December 2008, 21:04.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThe most successful marital artists are probably the grapplers. They approach you from behind where they can get you in a wedlock and take you up the aisle. You won't even see them coming.
We are like ninjas.....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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