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Christmas hits you can tolerate.
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Christmas hits you can tolerate.
Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Robbie Williams did a decent one when he first went solo, but you never hear it nowadays.
Pogues obviously; the one with Greg Lake sitting on some sand; Stop the Cavalry.Comment
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Christmas Wrapping - Waitresses
It's not Christmas until I've heard that and the Greg Lake song.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostRobbie Williams did a decent one when he first went solo, but you never hear it nowadays.
Pogues obviously; the one with Greg Lake sitting on some sand; Stop the Cavalry.All tulipe totally tulipe.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostChristmas Wrapping - Waitresses
It's not Christmas until I've heard that and the Greg Lake song.Comment
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St Etienne - Xmas 93Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Any hit that involves Cliff Richard crumpling to the floor before he can get through that Millennium prayer tulip is tolerable.Comment
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What about Cliff 'crimping' with Noddy Holder?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAny hit that involves Cliff Richard crumpling to the floor before he can get through that Millennium prayer tulip is tolerable.
I take it you know what I mean.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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