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yup, and the one days work per week malarkyOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostThat crack about eleccy becoming too cheap to bother metering really was bandied about by British politicians when nuclear power was first due to be introduced back in the 50s.
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That bit came true in many large organisations. Look at how much time people spend pissing around on the internet in the average office. Trouble is, we still only get paid if we turn up.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyup, and the one days work per week malarky
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I was being sincere, we won't need to work one day a week as the robots will do it all.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwell you started it
Lucky for us the global corporations will spread their wealth amongst all giving us unlimited leisure time and a fuzzy warm happy feeling.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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A giant radioactive fire breathing reptile will be awoken from hibernation just off the coast of Japan and will destroy Tokyo - several times
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I thought Woolies went bust?Originally posted by zeitghostAnd you'll be able to buy as many "Home Fusion Generator(tm)" in Woolies as you can carry.Comment
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That's utter rubbish, you'll have to get them in Argos.Originally posted by zeitghostAnd you'll be able to buy as many "Home Fusion Generator(tm)" in Woolies as you can carry.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Bankers will embrace their responsibility not only to shareholders, but to customers, regulators and society at large.
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5. West Brom will win the premier leagueOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post4. There will be some more SKA news.Comment
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