Ok, you're at a social event, Marilyn Monroe sits on your knee and sings to You, what do you do?
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What would you do?
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What would you do?
9savor the moment for future pot noodles?44.44%4hope to f**k CM doesn't scratch her eyes out?11.11%1wish it was AndyW?44.44%4 -
Call the cemetry, they've got an escapee on the loose.
Never really saw the attraction in ole Marilyn, she wouldn't even make page 3 these days. Maybe it's because I prefer brunettes, always have, always will.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland) -
Well she would be 82 if she wasn't dead......
A granny or a corpse... neither makes me want to savour the moment I must admit....
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I'd congratulate myself on having invented time travel, and look forward to all the riches it will be bound to bring.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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