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Andy 'The Viking' Fordham
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Originally posted by ratewhore View Postwow - 16 litres of fluid drained from his lungs!!!
16???
Is that right?
Can that be right?
Just imagine that in bottles of water!Comment
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There’s a guy here who looks rather like Andy Fordham used to look. He insists his weight is genetically determined and there’s nothing he can do about it. I just had lunch with him. He had 2 sausage rolls, 2 hot dogs, a plate of chips, two bowls of ice cream, a can of coke and mars bar. He’s sitting opposite me now, scoffing a banana and a bag of crisps.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere’s a guy here who looks rather like Andy Fordham used to look. He insists his weight is genetically determined and there’s nothing he can do about it. I just had lunch with him. He had 2 sausage rolls, 2 hot dogs, a plate of chips, two bowls of ice cream, a can of coke and mars bar. He’s sitting opposite me now, scoffing a banana and a bag of crisps.
'genetically determind'
i have a mate that says that but i think he just has a problem with his feet......
he cant keep them out of the chippy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere’s a guy here who looks rather like Andy Fordham used to look. He insists his weight is genetically determined and there’s nothing he can do about it. I just had lunch with him. He had 2 sausage rolls, 2 hot dogs, a plate of chips, two bowls of ice cream, a can of coke and mars bar. He’s sitting opposite me now, scoffing a banana and a bag of crisps.
Does a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAnd what's wrong with that? In my experience the people who bring salads in for lunch are the fattest, so that can't be the answer.
Does a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIt’s simple. Get enough exercise and enough variety of exercise and you can eat just about as much as you like without getting fat; you’ll just build muscle. Of course if I ever stop playing rugby I’m likely to turn into Andy Fordham version 1.0, so I have a life sentence to exercise.
The Torygraph had a good motto for plumpers a few years ago: Move more, eat less.
Or was it the Times?Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostDoes a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?Gas masks don't fit snails...Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAnd what's wrong with that? In my experience the people who bring salads in for lunch are the fattest, so that can't be the answer.
Does a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostWhy is it fat people always drink diet coke?Coffee's for closersComment
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