Reply to: Andy 'The Viking' Fordham

[Mich the Tester]

Why is it fat people always drink diet coke?

I see a lot of them out walking with two ski poles dangling behind them. What’s that about?

[Spacecadet]

Why is it fat people always drink diet coke?

just for the taste

[minestrone]

And what's wrong with that? In my experience the people who bring salads in for lunch are the fattest, so that can't be the answer.

Does a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?

Why is it fat people always drink diet coke?

[BrianSnail]

Does a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?

I had an agent call me about one of those earlier.

[Doggy Styles]

It’s simple. Get enough exercise and enough variety of exercise and you can eat just about as much as you like without getting fat; you’ll just build muscle. Of course if I ever stop playing rugby I’m likely to turn into Andy Fordham version 1.0, so I have a life sentence to exercise.

Sorry, another one of my crap, well-worn jokes bites the dust.

The Torygraph had a good motto for plumpers a few years ago: Move more, eat less.

Or was it the Times?

[Mich the Tester]

And what's wrong with that? In my experience the people who bring salads in for lunch are the fattest, so that can't be the answer.

Does a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?

It’s simple. Get enough exercise and enough variety of exercise and you can eat just about as much as you like without getting fat; you’ll just build muscle. Of course if I ever stop playing rugby I’m likely to turn into Andy Fordham version 1.0, so I have a life sentence to exercise.

[Doggy Styles]

There’s a guy here who looks rather like Andy Fordham used to look. He insists his weight is genetically determined and there’s nothing he can do about it. I just had lunch with him. He had 2 sausage rolls, 2 hot dogs, a plate of chips, two bowls of ice cream, a can of coke and mars bar. He’s sitting opposite me now, scoffing a banana and a bag of crisps.

And what's wrong with that? In my experience the people who bring salads in for lunch are the fattest, so that can't be the answer.

Does a sausage role count as one of your "5-a-day"?

[weegordy]

There’s a guy here who looks rather like Andy Fordham used to look. He insists his weight is genetically determined and there’s nothing he can do about it. I just had lunch with him. He had 2 sausage rolls, 2 hot dogs, a plate of chips, two bowls of ice cream, a can of coke and mars bar. He’s sitting opposite me now, scoffing a banana and a bag of crisps.

thats a lot of food!

'genetically determind'

i have a mate that says that but i think he just has a problem with his feet......

he cant keep them out of the chippy!!!!

[Mich the Tester]

There’s a guy here who looks rather like Andy Fordham used to look. He insists his weight is genetically determined and there’s nothing he can do about it. I just had lunch with him. He had 2 sausage rolls, 2 hot dogs, a plate of chips, two bowls of ice cream, a can of coke and mars bar. He’s sitting opposite me now, scoffing a banana and a bag of crisps.

[Money Money Money]

wow - 16 litres of fluid drained from his lungs!!!

16 Litres???

16???

Is that right?

Can that be right?

Just imagine that in bottles of water!

[Spacecadet]

wow - 16 litres of fluid drained from his lungs!!!

i'm suprised he wasn't breathing bubbles

[ratewhore]

wow - 16 litres of fluid drained from his lungs!!!

[TimberWolf]

All that effort and he still doesn't get a haircut! crazy man!

The forum appears to have gone spookily quiet. Was it something you said?

[Ruprect]

All that effort and he still doesn't get a haircut! crazy man!

[BrianSnail]

One Hundred and Eightkg!!