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Not guilty my multied-toothed friend. Seems you have an imposter/admirer/stalker.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. -
Was it me?Originally posted by xoggotha) that other x person whose name I keep forgetting because I doComment
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Oh cr@p. This is Xactly what I didn't want to happen... Who's next? The X Factor? Xecutioner? Xontoast?Originally posted by XXX RatedHello boys.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Ha ha, little purple man, you think I need your tin crown? I am the God of CUK Pervs and laugh at your attempts. WageSlave does not need X to be XXX rated!Originally posted by xoggothOooooi! whodat take my name in vain??? Bet that's
a) that other x person whose name I keep forgetting because I do
b) Wageslave cos he coverts my perve crown
c) jesus thing cos he's wierdAutom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Close, but no cigar.Originally posted by XenophonOh cr@p. This is Xactly what I didn't want to happen... Who's next? The X Factor? Xecutioner? Xontoast?
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Originally posted by XenaClose, but no cigar.
Ms Lewinsky? Is that you?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
You know you'll need us!Comment
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