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A potential venue for next year's CUK Xmas Do then. I may even make an appearance...Illegitimus non carborundum est! -
Or if you are an expert in self control you can be a stand in for the benefits applicant. And charge a flat fee.Originally posted by threaded View PostApparently they're to announce in the Queens speach, or at least hidden in the small print, a plan to polygraph benefits claiments.
So the "Plan B" is to franchise out the training on how to pass polygraph tests.
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In this case it's not a polygraph because it is done remotely using voice analysisOriginally posted by Board Game Geek View PostI'm sure I read somewhere that polygraph tests cannot be taken as irrefutable proof of a subject's honesty or veracity ?
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Maybe he can teach the 'Bene Gesserit voice'Originally posted by tim123 View PostIn this case it's not a polygraph because it is done remotely using voice analysis
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