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Previously on "Plan B idea going cheap"

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by tim123 View Post
    In this case it's not a polygraph because it is done remotely using voice analysis

    tim
    Maybe he can teach the 'Bene Gesserit voice'

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    I'm sure I read somewhere that polygraph tests cannot be taken as irrefutable proof of a subject's honesty or veracity ?

    .
    In this case it's not a polygraph because it is done remotely using voice analysis

    tim

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    Apparently they're to announce in the Queens speach, or at least hidden in the small print, a plan to polygraph benefits claiments.

    So the "Plan B" is to franchise out the training on how to pass polygraph tests.

    Any takers?
    Or if you are an expert in self control you can be a stand in for the benefits applicant. And charge a flat fee.

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  • Flubster
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Gosh I am so stupid. Being dared I just can't resist......

    www.torturegarden.com/

    Torture Garden - The world's leading Fetish ClubAlthough primarily a fetish club, Torture Garden has always fused other underground cultures such as body art, goth, industrial, burlesque, electro etc, ...

    For some reason I suspect this site will be blocked by clientco.......
    A potential venue for next year's CUK Xmas Do then. I may even make an appearance...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    I'm sure I read somewhere that polygraph tests cannot be taken as irrefutable proof of a subject's honesty or veracity ?

    Something to do with the fact that a polygraph measures changes in the skin, which can be caused, ironically by the fact of having a polygraph test in the first place.

    If you do rely on polygraphing, then you need to have multiple testers and machines and also conduct multiple tests apparently.

    All the test will tell you is that there are changes in the person's skin.

    Whether these are caused by the question asked, them thinking about something unrelated to the test (like a driving test next week perhaps ?), or getting the hots (or colds) for the tester is another matter.
    WTW, they measure much more than skin. Think heart rate, blood pressure, breathing rate.

    Take a zen course, you'll be fine.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    For some reason I suspect this site will be blocked by clientco.......
    Depends who you work for I guess :-)

    It's a cracking club (or should I say "smacking"), and the costumes are fantastic.

    The 1940's dance room was good, with guys and girls dressed in wartime clobber (some of which is authentic) dancing to Glen Miller and Big Band music (I kid you not !)

    Club Antichrist is next on my list, as it plays more my sort of music (goth industrial) but a little bit of jazz and swingtime was good at the room in TG and suited the attire.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Flubster View Post
    I'll dare you. Please post results ASAP.
    Gosh I am so stupid. Being dared I just can't resist......

    www.torturegarden.com/

    Torture Garden - The world's leading Fetish ClubAlthough primarily a fetish club, Torture Garden has always fused other underground cultures such as body art, goth, industrial, burlesque, electro etc, ...

    For some reason I suspect this site will be blocked by clientco.......

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  • Flubster
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Dare I google that at clientco? Sounds fun though!
    I'll dare you. Please post results ASAP.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    I shall remember that the next time I go to Torture Garden. Thx.
    Dare I google that at clientco? Sounds fun though!

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Just clench your buttocks on the control
    I shall remember that the next time I go to Torture Garden. Thx.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    I'm sure I read somewhere that polygraph tests cannot be taken as irrefutable proof of a subject's honesty or veracity ?

    Something to do with the fact that a polygraph measures changes in the skin, which can be caused, ironically by the fact of having a polygraph test in the first place.

    If you do rely on polygraphing, then you need to have multiple testers and machines and also conduct multiple tests apparently.

    All the test will tell you is that there are changes in the person's skin.

    Whether these are caused by the question asked, them thinking about something unrelated to the test (like a driving test next week perhaps ?), or getting the hots (or colds) for the tester is another matter.
    According to a BBC program I saw once, its very easy to beat. Just clench your buttocks on the control questions.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    I'm sure I read somewhere that polygraph tests cannot be taken as irrefutable proof of a subject's honesty or veracity ?

    Something to do with the fact that a polygraph measures changes in the skin, which can be caused, ironically by the fact of having a polygraph test in the first place.

    If you do rely on polygraphing, then you need to have multiple testers and machines and also conduct multiple tests apparently.

    All the test will tell you is that there are changes in the person's skin.

    Whether these are caused by the question asked, them thinking about something unrelated to the test (like a driving test next week perhaps ?), or getting the hots (or colds) for the tester is another matter.

    Leave a comment:


  • darmstadt
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    Well seeing as the British government seems to be a big pile of kak at the moment, why not:

    - offer to buy it, in effect privatising it
    - outsource the various departments to offshore companies
    - sell off to the highest bidder

    Surely this would be a sure fire hit with them as that is what they preach to industry?

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  • threaded
    started a topic Plan B idea going cheap

    Plan B idea going cheap

    Apparently they're to announce in the Queens speach, or at least hidden in the small print, a plan to polygraph benefits claiments.

    So the "Plan B" is to franchise out the training on how to pass polygraph tests.

    Any takers?

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