Men and thermostats

[BrilloPad]

i'm sorry, i had to come out and turn the thermostat up to 30

But was there any reason for doing that? Was it to heat up your fluffy kitten quicker?

<cue pussy joke>

[zara_backdog]

Does your man know you are not in the kitchen?

What's a kitchen ?

[TykeMerc]

i'm sorry, i had to come out and turn the thermostat up to 30

I know there are some high tech thermostats around these days, but being able to post on CUK from one is pretty impressive.

[norrahe]

I know there are some high tech thermostats around these days, but being able to post on CUK from one is pretty impressive.

I was actually turning it up and my kitten kindly updated cuk for me

[Clippy]

Does your man know you are not in the kitchen?

More to the point, does he know you are using the t'internet?

[EternalOptimist]

I may not know much about thermostats or centrifugal force but I know a lot about men.
Last summer the washing machine started bouncing around and I got a one hour lecture about centrifugal force and correct tub loading procedure.

So I withheld my womanly offereings for two weeks until his hands were shaking and he was bug-eyed. Centrifugalise THAT you b@stard and dont even THINK about trying to front load your tub.
So now,when the telly goes funny and I start pressing all the buttons once he just smiles weakly and says 'you carry on dear'


Mrs EO

[BrilloPad]

I may not know much about thermostats or centrifugal force but I know a lot about men.
Last summer the washing machine started bouncing around and I got a one hour lecture about centrifugal force and correct tub loading procedure.

So I withheld my womanly offereings for two weeks until his hands were shaking and he was bug-eyed. Centrifugalise THAT you b@stard and dont even THINK about trying to front load your tub.
So now,when the telly goes funny and I start pressing all the buttons once he just smiles weakly and says 'you carry on dear'


Mrs EO

told to sit on it

[Sausage Surprise]

Told the wife "get yer coat I'm going out"

"Ooo...where are you taking me" she says

Me..."Eh? Nowhere.... I'm turning off the heating"

[OwlHoot]

c'mon Ladies have your say.....

OK I'll fess up to some thermostat stupidity, althouth whether it was mine or the thermostat's is debatable.

Working away from home a couple of years ago, I wanted to set the heating in my rented flat to be on all the time, as it was a cold spell in January. So I turned the dial to "all day".

After several days of waking up at 4 am with my teeth chattering, and wondering why the heating was off, I noticed another setting which I'd previously overlooked: "24 hours".

Turned out that "all day" meant 6am to 6pm

[BrilloPad]

OK I'll fess up to some thermostat stupidity, althouth whether it was mine or the thermostat's is debatable.

Working away from home a couple of years ago, I wanted to set the heating in my rented flat to be on all the time, as it was a cold spell in January. So I turned the dial to "all day".

After several days of waking up at 4 am with my teeth chattering, and wondering why the heating was off, I noticed another setting which I'd previously overlooked: "24 hours".

Turned out that "all day" meant 6am to 6pm

If you are a woman - you numpty

If you are a man - what a stupid piece of equipment. must have been designed by a woman. etcetc.