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    #11
    Well, my wife is expecting a baby for Christmas. Due on boxing day!

    Oh, and if someone could arrange for HMRC to disappear in a puff of smoke, it will be the greatest Christmas ever!
    'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
    Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Gordon Brown View Post
      No more boom and bust.
      You’re half way there.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        communication with extraterrestrial life!
        I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying...

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          #14
          A contract !
          Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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            #15
            to be loved by a non-nutter..

            ..actually just good sex would suffice
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              to be loved by a non-nutter..

              ..actually just good sex would suffice
              £300 should cover it

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                £300 should cover it
                Money can't buy you love. but it can buy you sex which is the next best thing.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Money can't buy you love. but it can buy you sex which is the next best thing.

                  Sex is the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things that money can buy --Steve Martin

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    Sex is the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things that money can buy --Steve Martin
                    Sex between two people can be a wonderful thing - providing you get between the right two people
                    Woody Allen
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by chef View Post
                      ..actually just good sex would suffice
                      I'll pm you some links
                      Coffee's for closers

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