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Funny signs

26 November 2008, 13:29

Some of these are pretty funny

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/pi...e-week-26.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/pi...6.html?image=5

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/pi...6.html?image=7

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26 November 2008, 14:21

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/05...y-plannin.html
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26 November 2008, 14:29

http://maxpwnage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sign1.jpg

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26 November 2008, 14:35

http://www.vault45.com/_images/2008/...oilet-sign.jpg

http://www.vault45.com/images/2008/2...-his-hands.jpg more of a funny picture.. but still

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26 November 2008, 14:48

Originally posted by chef View Post

http://www.vault45.com/_images/2008/...oilet-sign.jpg

http://www.vault45.com/images/2008/2...-his-hands.jpg more of a funny picture.. but still

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Along the same lines: http://www.electricscotland.com/humour/mens_toilet.jpg

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26 November 2008, 14:54

Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

Along the same lines: http://www.electricscotland.com/humour/mens_toilet.jpg

Is the one on the far left using a pair of binoculars?
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26 November 2008, 15:48

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Is the one on the far left using a pair of binoculars?

no, an electron microscope

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26 November 2008, 15:53

Originally posted by norrahe View Post

no, an electron microscope

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