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Are you available for kid's parties? Is this your Plan B?
I can't stand kids, and the idea of blowing up toy balloons and making poodles and giraffes, and showing them the Chinese Linking Rings terrifies me.
As for Plan B, who knows.
I need a lot more practice first, and to develop my patter and assume some stage name, like "The Great Mysterioso" or something.
Gah..that's not me.
I prefer the Penn and Teller style of shock magic, mixed with a little Derren Brown mentalism.
You don't get repeat bookings pulling rabbits out of hats and doing tame routines with silk handkerchiefs.
You will get repeat bookings sawing your own arm off, stabbing your eyeballs, spraying gore everywehere and shocking an audience.
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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