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no excuses. lose 'em like a champion.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostNearly 15%!! Dammit!! That is more than I thought.Comment
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Good point and quite right.Originally posted by DS23 View Postno excuses. lose 'em like a champion.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Moved to tears.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...
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... hearing news like this, they just could not resist ...
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The Fabulous Banana Marching Band
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Especially for ThomasSoerensen
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A superb idea, mainly because it'll greatly annoy milanOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI might have to ask for that as a custom title!!
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Maybe the mods will move a few of your posts to LR and make you do it all again......Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostBlimey - I passed 1000 posts and did not even notice.
I feel well integrated now.
Can I yell at noobies now?Comment
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No - they only do that for people they really don't likeOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMaybe the mods will move a few of your posts to LR and make you do it all again......
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