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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Oh God so another man has a wandering dick - why is this news?

    What is wrong with a wandering dick? I thought it was in our genetic makeup?

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      What is wrong with a wandering dick? I thought it was in our genetic makeup?
      Isn't that the name of the panto Julian Clary is starring in this Xmas?

      Wimbledon Theatre.

      Tickets on sale now!

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Why did he bother? His mistress looks just like his wife!
        Because his wife doesn't do oral ?
        If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

        Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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          #14
          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          Oh God so another man has a wandering dick - why is this news?

          Because his empire is, in no small way, based upon the Happy Family card he's played so often.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
            Because his empire is, in no small way, based upon the Happy Family card he's played so often.
            morons who think a moron who can heat up food is something special and worth watching

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              morons who think a moron who can heat up food is something special and worth watching
              A chef is a bit more than that, and worth watching in my book. However he is a twat.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Just remember - A man is only as faithful as his options allow.
                Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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                  #18
                  Why do people lap this rubbish up? Especially as most of the story will be made up by some fat pot noodling adult mag story writing failure.
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    Isn't she the woman who wrote a book about being someone else famous's bit on the side.
                    Wis move Gordon.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Why do people lap this rubbish up? Especially as most of the story will be made up by some fat pot noodling adult mag story writing failure.
                      I agree baggy.

                      BTW how's the mouse organ?

                      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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