The Vatican forgives John Lennon.

[NotAllThere]

Don't you read the court circular in the paper in a morning/weekend? Well, it's much the same thing, except for church people.

What, like Ian Paisley? Actually, he probably does.

[EternalOptimist]

Latest From Rome.

The Vatican has forgiven itself for supporting the Nazis, allowing priests to bugger choirboys, the childrens crusade and forcing millions to live in poverty due to its doctrines on contraception and AIDS. John Lennon has yet to comment

[oracleslave]

Latest From Rome.

The Vatican has forgiven itself for supporting the Nazis, allowing priests to bugger choirboys, the childrens crusade and forcing millions to live in poverty due to its doctrines on contraception and AIDS. John Lennon has yet to comment

[NotAllThere]

Latest From Rome.

The Vatican has forgiven itself for supporting the Nazis, allowing priests to bugger choirboys, the childrens crusade and forcing millions to live in poverty due to its doctrines on contraception and AIDS. John Lennon has yet to comment

<Paisley mode on> BUT HAS IT FORGIVEN ITSELF FOR LEADING ITS MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS TO HELL BECAUSE THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS THE WHORE OF BABYLON AND THE POPE IS THE ANTICHRIST?<Paisley mode off>

[EternalOptimist]

Let me check. I'll get back to you

[minestrone]

Just when you think Catholics can't be any more ridiculous...

This from an organisation that *finally* decided to forgive the Jews a few years back, for murdering Jesus, despite the fact that if he hadn't died their entire pompous overblown organisation wouldn't exist.

I'm sure Beatles fans the world over must be breathing a sigh of relief and catholics will be rushing out to buy beatles albums again.

Honestly...

You are going to the bad fire

[Purple Dalek]

You are going to the bad fire

All you have to do is ask for forgiveness, and all your sins will be forgiven.

It's a central tenet of Christianity.

[BrilloPad]

All you have to do is ask for forgiveness, and all your sins will be forgiven.

It's a central tenet of Christianity.

"All you have to do is ask for forgiveness, and all your sins will be forgiven. It's a central tenet of Christianity. Except for daleks. Their sins are never forgiven." Peter 3:8-12

[oracleslave]

All you have to do is ask for forgiveness, and all your sins will be forgiven.

It's a central tenet of Christianity.

and there is no bad fire...

[EternalOptimist]

All you have to do is ask for forgiveness, and all your sins will be forgiven.

It's a central tenet of Christianity.

true, but isn't there a cut-off point. Some sort of deadline ?
If you don't ask before the cut-off, then it's an eternity on the toasting fork

or something