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A FairyTale of CUK

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    A FairyTale of CUK

    It was Christmas Eve babe
    In the forum
    An agent said to me, won't see another one
    And then he sang a song
    The Rare Old Margin due
    I turned my face away
    And dreamed about you

    Got on a lucky one
    Came in eighteen to one
    I've got a feeling
    This year's for me and you
    So happy Christmas
    I love you baby
    I can see a better time
    When all our dreams come true

    They've got threads big as bars
    They've got rivers of sh ite
    But the wind goes right through you
    It's no place for the bright
    When you first took my hand
    On a cold Christmas Eve
    You promised me
    General was waiting for me

    You were handsome
    You were pretty
    With a pair of big titties
    When the band finished playing
    They howled out for more
    Churchy was swinging,
    All the drunks they were singing
    We kissed on a corner
    Then danced through the night

    The boys of the Dalek colour choir
    Were singing "Galway Bay"
    And the bells were ringing out
    For Christmas day

    You're a bum
    You're a sh ite
    You're an old slut in light
    Posting in TPD all day and all night
    You scumbag, you maggot
    You cheap lousy faggot
    Happy Christmas your arse
    I pray God it's our last

    I could have been someone
    Well so could anyone
    You took my dreams from me
    When I first found you
    I kept them with me babe
    I put them with my own
    Can't make it all alone
    I've built my dreams around you



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    Me, me, me...

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        #4
        Fantastic!!!



        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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