How much noise should one make when walking around the office?

[Mich the Tester]

I’m 16 stone. I don’t do ‘walking softly’.

[Spacecadet]

I’m 16 stone. I don’t do ‘walking softly’.

Noisest walker I've ever known was a girl who used to live in a house share I was in
She was 8 stone at the most and yet somehow managed to impersonate a herd of elephants with every step

[Mich the Tester]

Noisest walker I've ever known was a girl who used to live in a house share I was in
She was 8 stone at the most and yet somehow managed to impersonate a herd of elephants with every step

Brilliant. Maybe she can teach me to emulate 2 herds of elephants.

[Bagpuss]

This guy can't be more than 11 stone so I am discomboulated. He must have been on a executive stomping course.

[chef]

WTF are you all wearing?

get some half decent hand made suit shoes with leather soles and enjoy the fact your wearing shoes that cost more than the average permie earns in a week and actually fit your feet properly..

[Bob Dalek]

This guy can't be more than 11 stone so I am discomboulated. He must have been on a executive stomping course.

If he's flat-footed, that might explain it.

[Bagpuss]

WTF are you all wearing?

get some half decent hand made suit shoes with leather soles and enjoy the fact your wearing shoes that cost more than the average permie earns in a week and actually fit your feet properly..

Last time I looked at some 'man' shoes someone recommended on here they had big buckles and Cuban heels. If I were going for the Laurence Llewelyn Bowan look or Louis XIV I'd have bought them.

[TimberWolf]

Dept Manager hits the floor really hard with every stride, maybe he's a robot (like the one which replaced Oscar Goldman in the Bionic man?). Anyway, I wear rubber soles, should I get some flippers so I can make a bigger sound?

What about a couple of planks of wood that creak like stairs in an old haunted house?

[Chugnut]

Shoes?

< derisory snort >

Pogo Stick or Space Hopper is the office transport of the discerning contractor, Bagpuss.

[Platypus]

Shoes?

< derisory snort >

Pogo Stick or Space Hopper is the office transport of the discerning contractor, Bagpuss.

Space hopper like this?

SFW