Stupid Idioten wissen nichts!
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Some useful German phrases I have learnt:
Alle raus
Nicht schiessen
Hände hoch
Ach mein lieben
Eine beer bitte
Sie haben nette Brüste -
Wissen ist Macht.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostStupid Idioten wissen nichts!
Aber nichts wissen macht nichts.Comment
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Next time you're asked to do something by a German, just reply 'LMAA' (ell em ah ah.) That should let them know you speak the lingo“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Ja, ja, that'll do it. Let us know how impressed they are.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNext time you're asked to do something by a German, just reply 'LMAA' (ell em ah ah.) That should let them know you speak the lingoComment
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Lech mich am Arsch?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNext time you're asked to do something by a German, just reply 'LMAA' (ell em ah ah.) That should let them know you speak the lingo
It's been a while since I've needed to speak German.
I do know how to say "go away" though.Comment
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I thought that the “good luck” bit was done for the film. On reading the true story told by the captives, it actually took place.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostUseful German phrase Number 73 : "Good luck."
Damn the Krauts and their infernal trickery."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI thought that the “good luck” bit was done for the film. On reading the true story told by the captives, it actually took place.
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