My waistline, since I gave up smoking 
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At this rate you won't be able to get out of the door to have a cigOriginally posted by expat View PostMy waistline, since I gave up smokingThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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If this trend continues you will become super-massive and gravity will cause you to implode becoming a black hole by year 2125. Have you contacted Al Gore to publicise this fact?Bored.Comment
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You’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostYou’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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That's because you wink away your calories when watching Jeremy Kyle.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostComment
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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