1 cm per year

[TimberWolf]

That's about the speed the Mid-Atlantic ridge is opening. So if you lived for a few million years, your waist would be as wide as the Atlantic ocean.

Nope, because the Atlantic ocean would then be much wider Couldn't resist

[oracleslave]

That's because you wink away your calories when watching Jeremy Kyle.

[Bagpuss]

and drinking Asda cider no doubt, can't remember the others as I'm not as familair with the lifestyle

[expat]

if you quit last year

Gave up 15 years ago.