1 cm per year

[expat]

if you quit last year

Gave up 15 years ago.

[Bagpuss]

and drinking Asda cider no doubt, can't remember the others as I'm not as familair with the lifestyle

[oracleslave]

That's because you wink away your calories when watching Jeremy Kyle.

[TimberWolf]

That's about the speed the Mid-Atlantic ridge is opening. So if you lived for a few million years, your waist would be as wide as the Atlantic ocean.

Nope, because the Atlantic ocean would then be much wider Couldn't resist

[Bagpuss]

Yes, but you did have your legs amputated in 1993.

Damn! foiled again!

[Bob Dalek]

At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.

That's because you wink away your calories when watching Jeremy Kyle.

[DimPrawn]

At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.

Yes, but you did have your legs amputated in 1993.

[Bagpuss]

You’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.

At almost 38 I weigh less than when I was 19.

[OwlHoot]

My waistline, since I gave up smoking

That's about the speed the Mid-Atlantic ridge is opening. So if you lived for a few million years, your waist would be as wide as the Atlantic ocean.

[gingerjedi]

You’ll put on weight regardless, I’ve heard it said that men put on a stone at around 30 and another by 40, I’m right on track.

[ace00]

If this trend continues you will become super-massive and gravity will cause you to implode becoming a black hole by year 2125. Have you contacted Al Gore to publicise this fact?

[Bagpuss]

My waistline, since I gave up smoking

At this rate you won't be able to get out of the door to have a cig

[Unicorn]

It's not too bad....

if you quit last year

[expat]

My waistline, since I gave up smoking