Boomed - 1 year renewal

[AlfredJPruffock]

Hi Alf, I love your typed Scottish accent. Here's an old chesnut for yae


A wee Glasgow woman goes into a butcher shop, where the butcher has just come out of the freezer and is standing with his hands behind his back, with his bum aimed at an electric fire.
The wee woman checks out the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'."

Jings !!!


Truth be known I have to write in this dialect from time to time - its some kind of Online Diverstity Celebration - yet another tiresome online legal New Labourite requirement- so Im told .

So the mods will soon be receiving an invoice from Pruffock(c) Celebrating Diversity Inc.

So watch out.

I recall being in California yonks ago and found myself in Yosemenite Park - which is a rather jolly place to be, whilst chatting to some fellow park visitors I noted a rather sheepish Yankee chap who approached me and asked coyly -

'Excuse me - myself and my wife were just listening ot your convseration - we think the Scots accent is really wornderful - errm - would you mind just saying a few words to us ?"

For the first time yer man AJP was truly at a loss for words.

Flabberghasted - as the Sunday Post would have it.

[DodgyAgent]

No pay rise, but I might try and hit up my pimp for a few zlotys.

Are you working in Poland?????

[ace00]

Are you working in Poland?????

Yes, there's loads of us here and we all need agents as we make too much money.

[sunnysan]

Zlotys

No pay rise, but I might try and hit up my pimp for a few zlotys.

Are you being funny or are you actually contracting in Poland?

[DodgyAgent]

Yes, there's loads of us here and we all need agents as we make too much money.

Warsaw?

[ace00]

Are you being funny or are you actually contracting in Poland?

Probably not really to be honest, and No. Or should I say Niet ?!?!..........

[Bob Dalek]

Warsaw?

Walsall. Similar, but grimmer.