No pay rise, but I might try and hit up my pimp for a few zlotys.
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No pay rise, but I might try and hit up my pimp for a few zlotys.Bored. -
congrats, definitely good news in this business environment
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Weel Done Cutty Sark !
Me tae - anither year - thats me tae the end o'2009 - Jings !!!!
Tae think we'll soon see 2010 !!!
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How long is your notice period?Comment
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Well done!
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I think he was suggesting it does not matter in a downturn how long your contract is for, you are only 4 weeks away from the bench if things change at the client.Originally posted by ace00 View Post
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Hi Alf, I love your typed Scottish accent. Here's an old chesnut for yaeOriginally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
A wee Glasgow woman goes into a butcher shop, where the butcher has just come out of the freezer and is standing with his hands behind his back, with his bum aimed at an electric fire.
The wee woman checks out the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'."
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHi Alf, I love your typed Scottish accent. Here's an old chesnut for yae
A wee Glasgow woman goes into a butcher shop, where the butcher has just come out of the freezer and is standing with his hands behind his back, with his bum aimed at an electric fire.
The wee woman checks out the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'."
Nice one, my brain even read it in a scottish accent
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