oldest daughters b-day party and plan B. Got to deliver to customer by Wednesday next week.
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[fanfare] My husband is cooking us tea tonight!! [/fanfare]
I'm off to the Sunderland game tomorrow, so I'll have to put a massive bet on them to win so I can genuinely cheer for them...so out for about 12, and will return whenever my liver packs in!
Sunday is a day of rest. I have bought pie dishes to try out more of my Bero cookbook!
I'm giving this weekend a SallyAnne rating of 9/10
The pope is a tard.Comment
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What no dogging this weekend?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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noOriginally posted by Bagpuss View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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The local toddler group has a dad's day this Saturday, the wife gets a few hours off and I get a mug of tea and a bacon roll for £1.50.
Oh yeah... and my 11 month old daughter get's to play with lots of other kids.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Bonfire party on Saturday (I'll be driving as I got accidentally hammered on Wednesday night and am off the juice at the mo'...
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Did I ever tell you about the time me and Mrs BP went to watch the "biggest full moon in years"? I picked this site just off junction 2 of M20 - 15 mins drive from us - and at the top of North Downs. Turned towards the car park and there were all these dodgy blokes around. Mrs BP screamed at me "its a dogging site - get us out of here".Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
, not with BP's girlfriend again?
And there rests the case for the defence......Comment
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