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First rule of not getting caught, don't use a yachtThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Well the fat pie eating cretin who said he could ship it for me said he used it all the time between the UK and Denmark and had never been searchedOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostFirst rule of not getting caught, don't use a yachtCoffee's for closersComment
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Time machine, he's able to go down the sewerage farm that serves the city of london and take it back a couple of weeks. Hard to get detected like that.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I was suprised that the Irish had a navy with a ship big enough to take on a yatch
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