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    What is IT?

    People keep talking about IT, but they never tell me what IT is?
    What is IT?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    You don't want to know
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      I think what you are after is a bird (monster ) called tara parma tomkinson.

      HTH
      TM

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        #4
        I think you might have an ingrowing toenail




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          #5
          Update: Anything todo with Stupid And Proud??

          TM

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            People keep talking about IT, but they never tell me what IT is?
            What is IT?
            Yes!
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              People keep talking about IT, but they never tell me what IT is?
              What is IT?
              [standard Geordie lass response]

              I'm not sure, but you're going to get IT!

              And you're going to like IT too!

              [/standard Geordie lass response]
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                IT's of no consequence...
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                  #9
                  It's the same as ICT or IM.

                  HTH
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    IT's of no consequence...
                    that's religion - and only if it proved to be all untrue

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