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    #21
    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    Yawn

    Well that will teach you for being a brainless idiot and staying up all night wont it.

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      #22
      Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
      Haven't slept all night, not even for a few minutes, just didn't feel sleepy.

      Now the challenge, how to pretend to be awake in the office... ideas??


      Yawn...oooops must stop yawning
      its easy...

      Printout on the desk, elbows either side and head propped on palms of hand looking downward.
      Got that?
      Now 2 matchsticks, one below each eyelid.
      That should keep you going till you get saved by the fire alarm or lunch, whichever happens sooner.
      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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        #23
        the nodding off started

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          #24
          Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
          Haven't slept all night, not even for a few minutes, just didn't feel sleepy.

          Now the challenge, how to pretend to be awake in the office... ideas??


          Yawn...oooops must stop yawning
          beer
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
            the nodding off started
            Thanks for the update Wilmslow.

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              #26
              Further update ....

              I made it through the day


              Last edited by SandyDown; 7 November 2008, 18:20.

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                #27
                oh, only I didn't do much work...

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                  #28
                  Don't worry. The client is unlikely to notice

                  ( You'll still be outperforming the permies... even you )
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Don't worry. The client is unlikely to notice

                    ( You'll still be outperforming the permies... even you )
                    Well they sent me various mails ordering me to do about 10 of thos H&S and Q&A online training and tests.. so I just did those!!

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