Originally posted by dwm009
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The Things They Say (Numer 14 in a Series of 50).
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Aw bless, I'm flattered you spent so long looking through my posts. Glass houses? Perhaps on spelling/typos. Little bit different when it comes to respect for other cultures though, I have it, you seem to find Jonny Foreigner
amusing and a little backward, which is why I point out your own deficiencies, like for instance being an unlikeable dickhead.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostHow do you stand? You are a snail.
Most snails move by gliding along on their muscular foot, which is lubricated with mucus. This motion is powered by succeeding waves of muscular contraction which move down the undersurface of the foot.Gas masks don't fit snails...Comment
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Originally posted by dwm009 View PostWhy I stand on my feet...
You have taste buds on your feet - how's that working for you?I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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I've become bored of besting him, that cretin is however search through all my posts for an i before e except after c type scenario. He must have a vacuous life. Here he comes like an over eager puppy.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI also took great joy in pointing out the diary entry of George III on July 4th 1776 - "Nothing of any significance happened today"
There's an article rebutting the George III myth hereWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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(And the yanks won't know the difference anyway)Comment
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Originally posted by dwm009 View PostThe -ise form is used by the British government and is more prevalent in common usage within the UK today; the ratio between -ise and -ize stands at 3:2 in the British National Corpus.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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