The Things They Say (Numer 14 in a Series of 50).

[Bob Dalek]

We live in hope. Mr Dalek why not go home take a long look ay yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself

a/ Why do my workmates not like me?
Because they LOVE me.
b/ How did I become this way?
God was in a particularly creative and loving mood that day? Who knows?
c/ How can I become a better person?
I couldn't: there's a limit to even my abilities.

By the way, I bet your duvet stinks.

[Bob Dalek]

Well if you werent such an asshole and explained it to her instead of being a snob we would have learned faster.

You're too kind.


[EDIT] I DID explain it. Trench warfare; the poppies symbolizing the bloodshed, etc. And then the "Red Nose Day" thing.

[Bagpuss]

...and I bet she can spell Number you dunce

[Bob Dalek]

...and I bet she can spell Number you dunce

Touché! Er, hold on a mo'... your postings are LITTERED with spelling mistakes. That's proper spelling mistakes. Not typos. BIG, FAT, NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL, ILLITERATE, MORONIC, IMBECILIC AND JUMBO-SIZED HOWLERS.

Thank you for your kind attentions. I love you, really I do.

[gingerjedi]

I was once asked by an American teenage girl if we celebrate independence day over in the UK…

On second thoughts... perhaps we should?

[Bagpuss]

Touché! Er, hold on a mo'... your postings are LITTERED with spelling mistakes. That's proper spelling mistakes. Not typos. BIG, FAT, NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL, ILLITERATE, MORONIC, IMBECILIC AND JUMBO-SIZED HOWLERS.

Thank you for your kind attentions. I love you, really I do.

Of course (if it makes you feel better about yourself). BUT then I don't patronise people from other cultures by making snidy posts about them on the internet, while almost certainly being nice to their face.

Am I right, or am I right?

[Bob Dalek]

Of course (if it makes you feel better about yourself). BUT then I don't patronise people from other cultures by making snidy posts about them on the internet, while almost certainly being nice to their face.

Am I right, or am I right?

I laughed and explained it. Then, with it being amusing, posted it here. You are a bedwetter and almost certainly like doing it.

[Bagpuss]

I laughed and explained it. Then, with it being amusing, posted it here. You are a bedwetter and almost certainly like doing it.

Well, I certain p1ss all over you!

[Bob Dalek]

Well, I certain p1ss all over you!

I am undone! Was that Whistler, Wilde or Shaw? Baggy, I bow to your graceful and witty retorts.

Seriously, though, you are on the dole, aren't you. Good luck, etc.

[Bagpuss]

What would 'they' say? Those subhumans that you work with.