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Contractor79s Thursday Fives

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    Contractor79s Thursday Fives

    1) Have you ever had more than 5 pot noodles in a day?
    2) Whats the worst time you've ever dribbled on yourself?
    3) When did you stop living with your mum?
    4) Have you ever read a book without any pictures?
    5) Why do people keep kicking me in the arse today?
    Coffee's for closers

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    Ok A Cybertory one

    1/ What's you favourite street in Reading where house prices don't go down?
    2/ What's your favourite 125% LTV self cert mortgage provider
    3/ Who are your favourite Conservative party?
    4/ What's you favourite street in Reading where house prices don't go down?
    5/ What's your favourite 125% LTV self cert mortgage provider
    5/ Who are your favourite Conservative party?
    Last edited by Bagpuss; 6 November 2008, 15:43.
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    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      answers from Conman79

      1) Have you ever had more than 5 pot noodles in a day?
      My GOD!!!, back in 5...

      2) Whats the worst time you've ever dribbled on yourself?
      My GOD!!!, in 4...

      3) When did you stop living with your mum?
      My GOD!!!, in 6 if she discovers me

      4) Have you ever read a book without any pictures?
      My GOD, does the watchtower count?

      5) Why do people keep kicking me in the arse today?[/QUOTE]
      My GOD, it must be Allah's will.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        1) Have you ever had more than 5 pot noodles in a day?
        2) Whats the worst time you've ever dribbled on yourself?
        3) When did you stop living with your mum?
        4) Have you ever read a book without any pictures?
        5) Why do people keep kicking me in the arse today?
        Meanie

        Be careful what you wish for.

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