How to get through these hard times.

[TimberWolf]

I've been trying to cancel sky for the past 12 months..

They keep giving me a better deal and large discounts.

So in fairness of saving money - Ring sky and tell them you want to cancel.

What's more, the oik at the other end probably gets commission for your getting a discount. Everyone's a winner.

[TheFaQQer]

use 1 sheet of toilet roll only when going to the loo

.. wipe, fold in half, wipe again

You only need two sheets anyway - one to wipe, one to polish.

So in fairness of saving money - Ring sky and tell them you want to cancel.

If you tell them you are cancelling to go to Virgin then they will try and keep you, and vice versa.

[Pogle]

Telly is rubbish, join the library - its FREE

[Bob Dalek]

Do as Bagpuss does: live in a £20 per week doss house in Penge and live on food from bins.