Reply to: How to get through these hard times.

[Bob Dalek]

Do as Bagpuss does: live in a £20 per week doss house in Penge and live on food from bins.

[Pogle]

Telly is rubbish, join the library - its FREE

[TheFaQQer]

use 1 sheet of toilet roll only when going to the loo

.. wipe, fold in half, wipe again

You only need two sheets anyway - one to wipe, one to polish.

So in fairness of saving money - Ring sky and tell them you want to cancel.

If you tell them you are cancelling to go to Virgin then they will try and keep you, and vice versa.

[TimberWolf]

I've been trying to cancel sky for the past 12 months..

They keep giving me a better deal and large discounts.

So in fairness of saving money - Ring sky and tell them you want to cancel.

What's more, the oik at the other end probably gets commission for your getting a discount. Everyone's a winner.

[wc2]

Cancel Sky

I've been trying to cancel sky for the past 12 months..

They keep giving me a better deal and large discounts.

So in fairness of saving money - Ring sky and tell them you want to cancel.

[zara_backdog]

Raid VF's chicken coop!

[tay]

Eat your children. Two birds with one stone, that one.

[swamp]

Watch TV through you neighbors window

You probably still need a TV License for this.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...ine/article.do

In fact, even imagining repeats of Blackadder in your head while waiting for the bus might get you in trouble.

[stackpole]

Eat your children. Two birds with one stone, that one.

[SandyDown]

get some.

then it wont be hard time then ..init??

[ThomasSoerensen]

but what if you don't have work !!!

get some.

[SandyDown]

Teabags from work. Maybe spoons too if you're short.
Milk also a goer, though make sure it doesn't burst in bag on the way home.

but what if you don't have work !!!

[Board Game Geek]

Make sure you are on good terms with the person who books the meeting rooms.

Then you can get advance warning on when the longer lunchtime meetings are going to take place, and when they have finished, you can dive in the room to clear up any left over caviar or bolly.

[rhubarb]

Cancel Sky

Blasphemy.

Rhubarb.

[Money Money Money]

Log fires instead of heating
Extra blanket on the bed
Hunt your own meat
Catch your own fish
Watch TV through you neibours window