The great editor in the sky

[The Late, Great JC]

All well and good. Make us a brew while you're in the kitchen, there's a good girl.

[ladymuck]

f**k off and make it yourself!

[The Late, Great JC]

f**k off and make it yourself!

Feisty little filly, eh? Just how I like them!

[Jabberwocky]

There is the problem in a nutshell - As the late Barbara Cartland once said, women exist to satisfy the needs and desires of the men, that is the only way they can be truly happy. However, by burning their bras they are doomed to eternal unhappiness and nipple rash. You will be much happier if you make that tea, ladymuck, but first my sausage needs polishing.