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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Can I suggest immersing yourself in a MMORPG. World Of Warcraft saw me through my last bench stint in fine style. Well worth the £40 a month or however much it is.
    noooo dont do it, you'll never be able to stop playing..

    ... 7 days to go til WOTLK
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #12
      Originally posted by Crusoe101 View Post
      But why would I want to learn English, I am a service manager.....
      No you’re not…. you’re on the bench posting in your pants with the central heating turned all the way up.

      Open a new tab it’s pot noodle time shirley.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Can I suggest immersing yourself in a MMORPG. World Of Warcraft saw me through my last bench stint in fine style. Well worth the £40 a month or however much it is.
        £8 per month.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #14
          I tried that game, but it was boring. Just running around doing menial tasks.

          Collect 7 rabbit ears..... Collect 6 troll anuses..... Collect 24 bandit banderros... talk to the shefiff of Nottingham... etc etc etc yawn.

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            #15
            Will some one explain this pot noodle comments I see so often?
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            Recruitment consultants were sent to punish us all!

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              #16
              It's from The Office, the Tim character says, Pot noodle and a wank, repeated ad nauseam on these boards.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Diestl View Post
                It's from The Office, the Tim character says, Pot noodle and a wink, repeated ad nauseam on these boards.
                It is indeed a classic scene.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #18
                  Must have missed that episode..... thanks for explaining....

                  I was expecting the standard "your a newbie we wont tell you answer"
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Crusoe101 View Post
                    Can any one offer me some advise apart from the obvious.....

                    Get a life!
                    Get back to work, you shouldn't be surfing the web in company time.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                      No you’re not…. you’re on the bench posting in your pants with the central heating turned all the way up.

                      Open a new tab it’s pot noodle time shirley.
                      Youre right. Get yourself down the local shopping mall and use their heating instead!
                      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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