I fancy a pint ...

[Mike Hunt]

In Paris, with a nice bottle of Bourgogne if anyone is interested !

[HairyArsedBloke]

I'd really love a nice bottle of red,

Aye, sounds nice.

shared with some nice company.

Oh, that rules me out then

A nice pleasant, stress free conversation which was at least a quarter about me

Only a quarter! You can have as much as you like. I'll just say, "Yes/No/OMG/Never" as required as I get stuck into the wine.

...possibly with some very nice nibbles NOT cooked by me.

Would Tapas suite?

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!!! IS IT?!!!! ******* IS IT?!!!

Yes, next.

[HairyArsedBloke]

In Paris, with a nice bottle of Bourgogne if anyone is interested !

I fancy a nice cool beer or a chilled bottle of Dom sitting on the terrace overlooking the Caribbean sea.

[chef]

i can help out if your interested i've a 1/4 full chilled bottle of averagely cheap wine in a 10th flr apartment overlooking stuttgart?

there is cnn and eurosport on tv as well as many many other german channels, i have 2 slices of quite nice pizza left and a slightly obsessive ex gf on msn currently being ignored to offer?

no? hmm maybe i should read a book and get to bed soon then..

[Bagpuss]

I'd really love a nice bottle of red

Do you know I love telling Vegitarians about the fish traces in Red Wine and animal products in some beers. I'm evil aren't I?

[chef]

bollocks just realised its 8:35 here.. 3 nights of less than 3hrs sleep and a wake up at 5am today and im querying this?

hmm

[cailin maith]

i can help out if your interested i've a 1/4 full chilled bottle of averagely cheap wine in a 10th flr apartment overlooking stuttgart?

there is cnn and eurosport on tv as well as many many other german channels, i have 2 slices of quite nice pizza left and a slightly obsessive ex gf on msn currently being ignored to offer?
no? hmm maybe i should read a book and get to bed soon then..

- At least she is out of hospital.... maybe you should block her. Cruel to be kind and all that?

Do you know I love telling Vegitarians about the fish traces in Red Wine and animal products in some beers. I'm evil aren't I?

I'm not a veggie but I don't fancy there being fish thingys in my wine...

[chef]

- At least she is out of hospital.... maybe you should block her. Cruel to be kind and all that?

already done, plus i wiped parents, best friends and my own phone numbers from her phone while paramedics were looking after her, took my keys off her keyring and have today also blocked her from skype and facebook and just to be extra sure/slightly mean i set up a mail rule if mail from <ex gfchef address> then respond "Automatic response: your mail has been automatically deleted and so it's pointless trying to reach [chef] via email or via any other means" and delete

cant be doing with any of her crap but she's a technoidiot so it wont be hard to make sure she cant contact

[cailin maith]

already done, plus i wiped parents, best friends and my own phone numbers from her phone while paramedics were looking after her, took my keys off her keyring and have today also blocked her from skype and facebook and just to be extra sure/slightly mean i set up a mail rule if mail from <ex gfchef address> then respond "Automatic response: your mail has been automatically deleted and so it's pointless trying to reach [chef] via email or via any other means" and delete

cant be doing with any of her crap but she's a technoidiot so it wont be hard to make sure she cant contact

Jesus.... you were thorough!!

I guess it must still (even though you were the dumper, as opposed to the dumpee) be hard for you.

Hope it all works out ok!

[chef]

ahh im fine, i just know how sneaky you female folk can be and also how obsessive she can be..