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Silliest IT buzzword ever - "the Cloud"

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    #51
    Cloud Computing is simply on demand compute power across the enterprise

    These half assed dimwits just like to complicate things! It is still in its infancy as majority of hardware wouldnt know what on-demand is if it started pole dancing nekid infront of it

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      #52
      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
      I could tell you more but then I'd need paying and I'm not seeing anything on the table here.
      No need. I can get 10 Bangalore black belts at the drop of a hat.

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        #53
        Originally posted by ace00 View Post
        I have (of six sigma). It's a good system but generally mis-applied. It was designed for GE aerospace and nuclear to ensure reliability (where you really don't want to just slap it on and hope for the best), the six sigma relates to the percentile, so 99.9999 reliability is six sigma. I could tell you more but then I'd need paying and I'm not seeing anything on the table here.
        Read that cloud article too, and though I hate to say it I agree with sasguru - just seems to be wi-fi, internet, data centre with a bit of virtualization thrown in.
        Six standard deviations, shurely?

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          #54
          Originally posted by expat View Post
          Six standard deviations, shurely?
          I'll have you know I'm a six-sigma greenbelt young man so less of the cheek!
          But I think you're right. It was a long time ago & I never used it once.
          Bored.

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            #55
            Originally posted by expat View Post
            Six standard deviations, shurely?
            I think Six Sigma is +3 and -3 standard deviations from the mean.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #56
              One Sigma = 690,000 DPMO* = 31% efficiency
              Two Sigma = 308,000 DPMO = 69.2% efficiency
              Three Sigma = 66,800 DPMO = 93.32% efficiency
              Four Sigma = 6,210 DPMO = 99.379% efficiency
              Five Sigma = 230 DPMO = 99.977% efficiency
              Six Sigma = 3.4 DPMO = 99.9997% efficiency

              *Defective Parts per Million Opportunities

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #57
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Six Sigma = 3.4 DPMO = 99.9997% efficiency

                *Defective Parts per Million Opportunities

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma
                It was 99.9999% back in my day. Kids these days etc.
                Bored.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                  One Sigma = 690,000 DPMO* = 31% efficiency
                  Two Sigma = 308,000 DPMO = 69.2% efficiency
                  Three Sigma = 66,800 DPMO = 93.32% efficiency
                  Four Sigma = 6,210 DPMO = 99.379% efficiency
                  Five Sigma = 230 DPMO = 99.977% efficiency
                  Six Sigma = 3.4 DPMO = 99.9997% efficiency

                  *Defective Parts per Million Opportunities

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma
                  Can anyone award Xen geek points, and would it be proper for Xen to accept them?
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Can anyone award Xen geek points
                    No


                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    and would it be proper for Xen to accept them?
                    N/A, but yes.

                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                      I'll have you know I'm a six-sigma greenbelt young man so less of the cheek!
                      But I think you're right. It was a long time ago & I never used it once.
                      I usually work to 2 sigma, the rest is Friday afternoon.

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