Daily Boom - London will lead the fightback according to Boris

[Clippy]

A medium-sized nuclear blast over Liverpool, Edinburgh, Cardiff & Belfast? Should be a good start...

Nah, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
(Man, I love that line).

[Bob Dalek]

Nah, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
(Man, I love that line).

"Fred, dear Fred. There's so much that I want to say to you. You're the only one in the world with enough wisdom and gentleness to understand. If only it was somebody else's story and not mine. As it is, you're the only one in the world that I can never tell. Never never. Because even if I waited until we were old, old people and told you then, you'd be bound to look back over the years and be hurt. And my dear, I don't want you to be hurt. You see, we're a happily married couple and let's never forget that. This is my home. You're my husband. And my children are upstairs in bed. I'm a happily married woman - or I was, rather, until a few weeks ago. This is my whole world, and it's enough, or rather, it was until a few weeks ago. But, oh, Fred, I've been so foolish. I've fallen in love. I'm an ordinary woman. I didn't think such violent things could happen to ordinary people."

My favourite "line".

[expat]

"Fred, dear Fred. There's so much that I want to say to you. You're the only one in the world with enough wisdom and gentleness to understand. If only it was somebody else's story and not mine. As it is, you're the only one in the world that I can never tell. Never never. Because even if I waited until we were old, old people and told you then, you'd be bound to look back over the years and be hurt. And my dear, I don't want you to be hurt. You see, we're a happily married couple and let's never forget that. This is my home. You're my husband. And my children are upstairs in bed. I'm a happily married woman - or I was, rather, until a few weeks ago. This is my whole world, and it's enough, or rather, it was until a few weeks ago. But, oh, Fred, I've been so foolish. I've fallen in love. I'm an ordinary woman. I didn't think such violent things could happen to ordinary people."

My favourite "line".

Brief Encounter?

[AtW]

A medium-sized nuclear blast over Liverpool, Edinburgh, Cardiff & Belfast? Should be a good start...

I think in 1986 when Chernobil had fairly minor accident compared with what you propose, cancer rates in this country increased - one medium sized nuke anywhere in this country is likely to make it uninhabitable elsewhere.

[Bob Dalek]

Brief Encounter?

Of course. 10 points.