Should I get police regulation ones or Ann Summers pink fluffy ones?
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I wonder how much she would charge for that?Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostDepends if the gf is getting the obligatory "Benny Hill policewomans" uniform to go with them

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Or what charge she would put you onOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI wonder how much she would charge for that?
You could be up before the law
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If you're about to be arrested, I would'nt ask your friendly copper for the pink ones. He might get the wrong ideaOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostShould I get police regulation ones or Ann Summers pink fluffy ones?
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I thought it was all plastic zip-lock cuffs these days ?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Just ruffle their hair and give them a chinese burn. That would disable even the most hardcore criminal.Comment
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Whats with the handcuff threads?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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If ever there was a thread that needed locking, this would be it.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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