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[Moscow Mule]

I would rather scoop my eyeballs out and make soup with them than start a TPD cult.

What other ingredients would be in this soup?

You're going to need some other form of stock as the eyeballs can't contain more than a couple of hundred ml of fluid. Would you be prepared to donate something else, perhaps a femur? Leg bones make a good stock - it's all in the marrow.

Unless, of course, it's soup for a mouse or other small mammal - in that case two eyeballs worth would be perfectly sufficient.

[BrilloPad]

What other ingredients would be in this soup?

You're going to need some other form of stock as the eyeballs can't contain more than a couple of hundred ml of fluid. Would you be prepared to donate something else, perhaps a femur? Leg bones make a good stock - it's all in the marrow.

Unless, of course, it's soup for a mouse or other small mammal - in that case two eyeballs worth would be perfectly sufficient.

Is this a Yorkshire recipe?

[DiscoStu]

Is this a Yorkshire recipe?

Oi!

[bogeyman]

Waiting here!

Waiting!


Still waiting

He can't find the keyboard after scooping his eyes out (a task I would have gladly assisted with). I would have used a Dyson for the job, personally.

[snaw]

He can't find the keyboard after scooping his eyes out (a task I would have gladly assisted with). I would have used a Dyson for the job, personally.

Rusty screwdriver and a bottle of detol in Tays case