My Name

[cailin maith]

Why can't people just admit that they fancy the singer.

She is pretty, no doubt and appears to be talented.

[cailin maith]

Hadn't immediately occurred to me but yeah, of course.

What's wrong with that?

She's a rock and roll chick, she's got a nice rack and I suspect she'd be wild in bed. I told her no thanks, but if I wasn't married

[daviejones]

...and not a lot of people know that!!!!

[tay]

is Michael Caine...

Wurzel Gummidge

[The Lone Gunman]

That elicited no organ comments at all

That reminds me: One of our German colleagues announced that he was "going to punish his organ" the other day when leaving. Me and the other English chap in the office both near pissed ourselves.
We explained how his statement could be interpreted and he laughed like a drain. He then told the story to his wife on his mobile.

So from now on it'll be Pot Noodle and punishing my organ is a contractors night in.

You had to be there.