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    #11
    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    Karaoke
    ASDA
    warble
    minah (Glitter-like Freudian slip, or what?)
    Who made you spelling geek?
    Still if you have the time to proof read my posts for typos and lazy grammar, you have the job. I can't be arsed myself. Perhaps best to send me a PM though rather than spoil the threads?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Who made you spelling geek?
      Still if you have the time to proof read my posts for typos and lazy grammar, you have the job. I can't be arsed myself. Perhaps best to send me a PM though rather than spoil the threads?
      Oooh! Get 'er.

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        #13
        The family should change their surname to "Golightly".
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #14
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
          The family should change their surname to "Golightly".
          you don't think Chavner is good enough.
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #15
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
            The family should change their surname to "Golightly".
            The girl looks like the big, bald bloke out of Stir Crazy.

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              #16
              Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
              you don't think Chavner is good enough.
              Double barrel it. Chavner - Golightly or Golightly - Chavner then.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                The Toyota Verso is available on Invalidity benefits with a low deposit. Could it be?.....hmmm
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #18
                  Bunch of fat koonts representing all that is wrong in our society.

                  They should be shot, all of them!!!

                  Older and ...well, just older!!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    The Toyota Verso is available on Invalidity benefits with a low deposit. Could it be?.....hmmm
                    It is theirs, then? Thought they'd just commandeered it.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                      Bunch of fat koonts representing all that is wrong in our society.

                      They should be shot, all of them!!!

                      why spend on a bullet - just wait for winter.
                      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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